That's because the age cutoff for Little League is July 31st, meaning kids with August 1st birthdays were actually a year older you, meaning he porked you into existence at the worst time possible for your baseball career. Though, in its defense, it wasn't so much the New Year's Eve that was bad, it was the New Year's Day. This brings us to Mondays in the summer, when the chef has a fridge full of days old fish and meat. The concept was first published in a 2005 press release from the company, which claimed to have calculated the date using an "equation". 17: The cursed’s reflection shows a gaunt, dead thing. Year won: 1991. Here, the 43 most haunted places in the world you'll want to visit any day of the year—not just on October 31. So according to Bourdain, what happens instead is the chef creates a "special" dish designed to unload the ingredients that are starting to smell funny. Do you have an idea in mind that would make a great article? And if you think that's a minor disadvantage, you should know that a July birthday makes you 50 percent less likely to make the Major Leagues. There were many celebrations relating to national holdiays written about on social media that our algorithms picked up on the 15th of October. As much as we would like to cling on to our past, even the most … According to Mayan calculations, the current cycle of the world is due to end in December 2012. Wednesday. "I'd quite fancy dying, but I'm not willing to travel more than nine feet to do it.". [7] The first such date declared was 24 January in 2005 as part of a Sky Travel press release. It takes into account weather conditions and thus only applies to the Northern Hemisphere. The ability to stay open can come down to how a restaurant does in a single weekend, when people are more likely to eat out. To celebrate, his friends went out to the bar and forgot to invite him. For the first half of the 20th century, the preferred method of suicide in Britain was "sticking ones head in the oven," where the coal gas delivered a swift, fatal dose of CO2. The most skillful murderers always make it look like a suicide. Scientists have dismissed the idea as baseless pseudoscience. A 1987 Japanese study found what it considered a basic rhythm of human reproduction that peaks with a surge in Spring birthdays. Intelligent people generally agree that the alignment of the stars when you were born is approximately as important as what was on PBS at the time. Antrum – ‘Cursed’ horror with grim history set for UK release 14th September, London, UK: Danse Macabre have confirmed that the controversial horror Antrum will be released in UK Cinemas on 23rd October and on DVD & Digital from 26th October, over forty years after its original release. 19 Since he had no fear of death during the war, death would not meet him. #curse #birthday #jinxed #celebration #curseday. Severus Snape was born 9 January, 1960 to Eileen Prince, a pure-blood witch, and Tobias Snape, a Muggle, making him a half-blood wizard. Anywhere from 44,000 to 98,000 Americans die each year because of something they caught in the hospital, which is more than either motor vehicle crashes or breast cancer. Only commercial aircrafts aren't 35 percent more likely to crash during the summer, nor are pilots more likely to risk your life on Mondays--both chances you're taking every time you go out to eat on a Monday in the summer. I will attempt to summarize what I previously wrote with some added details. "Blue Monday: a depressing day of pseudoscience and humiliation", "MS = media slut, but CW = corporate whore", "How GxPxIxC = selling out to your corporate sponsor", "Man who coined the term 'Blue Monday' apologises for making January more depressing", "Blue Monday: is it really the most depressing day of the year? Roger had his 31st Curse Day last Tuesday. He stopped short of saying, "That's where I come in!" Which is a shame, because they want to kill you in creative ways you'll never see coming. Potentially written by Alexa, they were deeply cursed: “I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. (By the way, you're also 11 percent more likely to die of a heart attack the Monday after the Spring Forward. All because they have the wrong birthday. In an attempt to get a glimpse of what that might have looked like, researchers at Brown University studied rural African birth patterns and found "a tendency to have babies ... in the dry season after the harvest was complete." Did you know your birthday can screw you life? Family around a crackling fireplace, including Grandma and all the relatives. to find out why Friday's are bad days to come to the Cracked office. For most of us, memory is a kind of scrapbook, a mess of blurred and faded snapshots of our lives. Right? During the turbulent times in the 18Th century Serbian village, life of a poor, superstitious Serbian family dramatically changes when the head of the family, father and husband returns ... See full summary ». she muttered groggily. The most recent person on the list, a popular Zambian musician named Lily Tembo, died in September of 2009. Know way too much about a random topic? After today 288 days are remaining in this year. By the time they had decided to write a novel, Netflix was contacting them. In the USSRthe book remained banned up until the late 1980s. As a punishment, Ashwatthama was asked to surrender the gem on his forehead. "This kid swings like his parents did it in October.". It's the most important decision you make in life other than who to marry and what your high school yearbook quote is. That special dish gets printed up, inserted into the menu. When the British government transitioned to a more efficient fuel that, as a happy coincidence, couldn't kill you, the suicide rate for the entire country dropped by a third, and has stayed there ever since. Here are some of its most profoundly cursed moments: Jeff Bezos’s sexts Sexts between Jeff and his mistress, Lauren Sanchez, leaked a day after Bezos announced his divorce from wife MacKenzie. These days, the lost hour of sleep is big news in the world of the Cathy comic strip, but it doesn't really faze the rest of us. (from "Glee: The Music, The Christmas Album" soundtrack) We're on the island of misfit toys. What men refer to as holidays invented by the greeting card companies, women prefer to call, "the day I decide to start fucking other dudes.". Sorry, forgot to mention that). 16 Let that man be like the cities that the Lord overthrew without pity; let him hear a cry in the morning and an alarm at noon, And don't forget to follow us on Facebook and Twitter to get sexy, sexy jokes sent straight to your news feed. It was also reported that he was working with Virgin Atlantic and Virgin Holidays, having "made it his mission to challenge some of the negative news associated with January and to debunk the melancholic mind-set of "Blue Monday"". There's even bad news for the small portion of our readership who aren't West Virginia coal miners. It takes into account weather conditions and thus only applies to the Northern Hemisphere. At the Golden Gate Bridge, the world's most popular suicide destination, 515 people were grabbed by cops mid suicide attempt between the years of 1937 and 1971. Between 1973 and 2001, Christmas Day netted 53 million deaths, making it the #1 killer on the calendar. 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